Data Scientist: The data-lake was angry that day, my friends - like an old analyst trying to use vim for the first time. I ran about fifty cells in the notebook and suddenly, the great dataset appeared before me.
I tell you he was ten Terabytes if it was uncompressed. As if sensing my presence, it let out a great out of memory warning. I said, “Easy, big fella!” And then, as I watched memory usage climb through the roof, I realized that something was obstructing its memory management. From where I was standing, I could see directly into record file.
Data Engineer: Log file.
Data Scientist: Whatever.
Developer: Well, what did you do next?
Data scientist: Well then, from out of nowhere, a back-end developer ran a git fetch command on my machine, cleared all my notebook cells, and I found myself right on top of it - face to face with the init function. I could barely understand from the lack of documentation, but I knew something was there. So I ran in debug mode, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
Data Scientist: [reveals a code snippet]
Developer: What is that, a for loop?
Data Scientist: [nods head]
After years of reading, I decided to write.
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